Friday, November 21, 2008

The true story of INDAY..(true tlga)


Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Hong Kong. Habang ini-interview ng amo?

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?


Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contributesignificantly to the value of the work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.


Amo: [nosebleed]


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?


Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy'scranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.


Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.


Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?


Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increasedamount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.


Amo: [nosebleed na naman]


Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!


Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.


Donya: [hinimatay]


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil dimakapunta ang amo at donya.


Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.


Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educationalinstitution. Revise your policies because they suck!


Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.


Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!


Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.


Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.


Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to beinflicted upon you!


Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday sa TFC. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.


Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?


Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons butbecause they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you fordoing so.


Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ngkapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.


Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomablestatement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, naging syota nya rin si Inday.Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.


Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations.The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upperhousehold dismissed my petition!"


Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as anyaffections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.


Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things youthought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the oneyou gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.


Narinig ang lahat ng ito ng amo ni inday.


Amo: [nagpakamatay]

4 nakisawsaw:

Coco a.k.a. Pingay said...

wahahaha! kakatawa! thumbs up.

Anonymous said...

awtsz.. Nosebleed nga..lolsz ^_^

graciel said...

nice one!!! hahaha...nakalimutan ko saglit problema ko...tnx =D

catseye_333 said...

hahahahah nice
love it
wait pupunasan ko lang ung dugo sa ilong koh!!!!