GREETINGS FROM RANCHOGUAPITOS

HAHA xD HAVE A FUCKING BEERY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

-GREETINGS FROM RANCHOGUAPO

weird stuff

HOOHA!

MALAPIT NA 2010

haha pano na yan di na dalawang zero sa gitna may pumasok na matulis eh [number one yun]

THE BAR

whoa the bar haha...ubos yan kung madami kainuman :))

HOO HA!!

tss

aw natamaan ako haha pti ung dapat tamaan...pero minsan lang ol ako kapag ol siya. kaso hindi niya ako pinipm kaya invi nalang ako lagi ..o kaya sign off nalang ako sayang kuryente sa kanya..[shit]

AWESOME VIDEO

xD

BORED

KOPYAHAN probs?

puchangina sino mka2kopya jan

MASTURBATION!

pati nmn pipes haha

RED HORSE PRODUCTS :x

red horse candy san ka pa?!

may red horse capsule pa!

D5RH @ 300gtts/min [300 drops per minute] naks!

[Tingin kayo ng tingin, di man lang mag comment]

PACMAN WINS 7TH TITLE

wow.. nanalo nnmn si manny...confirmed na pra skin na di xa tao.. mala-leathery ba nmng balat at mala-masong kamao tao ano twag dun?!
nkita nyo bang pagka basag ng muka ni miguel cotto?
grabe puro dugo muka ung puting short nya nging red.....
nung di pa nagla2ban ung dalawang iyon natakot nga ako sa laban na mangya2ri
ksi last june panood ko lban nya na head-butted si cotto and his eye got pretty deep cut...di nmn agad mag clo2se ung sugat na un ng 5 months lng...usually 9 months or a yr pa ga2ling un...
kyang kya ni pacman i open ung sugat na un.. ksi nga di xa tao....lkas nya tlga
next nmn si floyd mayweather.. naks sino kya panalo?
ewan buh...bsta ang gling ni manny...painom nmn :P

D.I.K.S. [dugo ilong ko shet!]

the part 1 "they stops me but i not gived up of fights!"

A months ago the bad injusticed is hapened in me.Is a works problems of two indiviaul is complaned
of me.The nerves on them!Im posts a rants in blogs and they reads and complains in the ofice.

What hapens?Im reprmands of a boss and cutted the ineternets!Is the bad injusticed to my parts!
This deperss me very much coz whats prince of internets with none of internets?whats you called it?what?

And im fighted all in the rights coz im desevred a internets!and im wins a fights!no ones is loose a prince arthur coz im a awsome liked that!lolololz!!!!

To pb [phoebe daw],the princes beuaty im knows your missed a hansome awsome prince of internets but no more crys dears coz im backs
awsome in ever!

part 2 the open letter of may and rafy

Your a patethics!Your the jealous coz i a sucess and you nots a sucess!

First is your reqeust in transfered coz you is claims that i not good supervisor? you asshole!
i a super supervisor!you saids a bad thing on me in my back?you makes a fools on me in my back?
your patethics!

who is go on leaderships abroads?who is go on hongkong?who is spents one months in trainings?is you?
no!is me!

rafy your stupids!your do nothing and reads a law books!your thinks your be a lawyers?stupids!your not a lawyers!
may your even stupids!all you is stupids stupids person!your not even knows the search a googles!lolz!

and i the bad boss?i not talk condensatedly on you and your says i not the good boss?
and is insult to me my talks?shut ups you twos!

part 3 the office mates assholes

Im makes a bloods is boils in angers fury extreme!

After a days in works of a groups is stresedfull.I promotes in heads of group a few month and a subordimates
is a complanes to requested a tarnsfers on other groups!

Why?Im woanders coz Im a awsome boss guy.Who wants do not a awsome boss guy?

Subordimates is claims I not clears in a works and Im gives the hardest times coz their not understanded
a things im says.

GIVE ME THE BRAKE!

Im says is stupids you subordimates!I works hards and awsome mendor!Is not my faults your a stupids persons!

The wolrds is fulled in stupids persons...

part 4 the FAQ's

Q:Who is you?

A:Im hansome macho prince arthur the prince of internets!

Q:Why is prince of internets?

A:coz im awsome hitech haker surfers the nets dude!

Q:What is others names call you?

A:Im know as prince of loves,one man bukake,cool guys,awsome dude,or simple hansome arthur!

Q:Is your has the closets stuff inside?

A:Full in cool awsome cloths and gun.Yes youre reads right Im owns one guns but dont not scared coz Im peacefull responiblity owners of one guns.

Q:Whats makes your awsomes in all awsomes person?

A:First on all im hansome face.Im musels of bigs strong.Im talents in arts music sertifyed rockstar arthur!lolz!And tap of all im thinks of deep think coz im deepest trhinkers on philosopy intelects!lolz!

Q:What is you hobby?

A:video games,watch anime,draw anime,plays guitar,surfer a internets,been awsome dudes all day!lolz!

Q:Describes you self:

A:Hansome awsome humble intelectsal artists lover ninjan fighter lolz!

Q:How is normal persons to became awsome like you?

A:That hard coz Im one in kind uniqe but their welcomes to tried!

Q:What you looked at a girls?

A:As born playboy im has talents in charms girls but sorry ladys im not interests in all you.i looks at girls the beauty face cool personalities humors and smart like me coz i hates a stupids persons.

LMFAO thanks to prince arthur prince of the internets!

ATE ROSI

CLICK NYO UNG MGA PICS PRA LUMAKI :)) NKA2TWA MGA PINAG SA2BI NYA

NUNG MONDAY KO LNG XA NAKILALA HAHA ADD NYO XA MASAYANG KAUSAP chains1634@yahoo.com :))

GOOGLE SHIT

try nyo nlng nag wo2rk nmn eh

type nyo "find chuck norris" den iclick nyo ung "sinusuwerte ako" oh kya "Im feelin' lucky"

sure ako eto kala2basan nun... meron pang kung ano2ng shit bout this google
search nyo lng ito:

1. "google gothic" [click nyo im feelin' lucky o kya sinusuwerte ako sa 1-5]
   
2. "google bsd"
   
3. "ewmew fudd"
4. "xx- pig latin"
   
5. "xx- haxor"
   
6. "the answer to life the universe and everything" [click nyo search]

TENEN! :)) kung guzto nyo ilagay name nyo sa web search punta kau sa link na to
goglogo.com

:)) BYAAAH!!!!

YAHOO SECRET BUTTON

click nyo ung clicky thing
pero dpat my sounds gnun lng nmn eh

WTF!

ANO KAYA GINAGAWA NG MGA KUMAGS NA TO? WTF! LMFAO!
kya yan nka censored dhil bwal ! my original copy ako nyan bka guzto nyo mkita? :))

KUYA AYAW MO YELLOW?

ayaw ng yellow? kuya kulang pa ung balat mo indi yellow! LMFAO ! WTFOMGLOLIPOPZ ! EMG !

idol ko si greenpinoy !

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LMFAOO!! inosente at bata pa si NENE may "Magnulia Melk" pa sa labi. hahahaha ang ganda ni aling dionisia jan! hahaha

salamat kay greenpinoy

CONDOM IN BUS

THE BIGGEST PRANK EVER [I THINK]...TRY TO PUT SOME CONDOM IN DA BUS SIT WIT A LOTION IN IT LOL

BYAAAH

PWN3D! &*^&^%@#

sobrang boring ngaun lalo na sa mga taong walang magawa at lalo na sa mga taong malakas mang trip....kea ang mga dapat indi pag tripan ginagawa....tulad ng pag pi2cture ng comfort room at iiblo2g ila2gay ko un dito sa su2nod kpag my usb oh kea card reader.....pti ung mga scammer bored na rin...my nag add skin JASON MATSON name email nya jason_matson2001@y.c add nyo xa kung gusto nyo...scammer yan tinata2nong nya password kew at nag offer ng sumthin na di ko kailangan :P i know hes a fuckin dipshit .... hmm pag boring tlga walang magawa kung ano2 nlng! suck life..

BTW , jason make ur fuckin life worth living iight?

damn

FUNNY AS FUCK

HAHA KA2TAWA TLGA TO DHIL LAN SA NOBODY NPATAY UNG LALAKI ... PRANG "MY WAY" BUH? hahahaha

wee

^^ dming naadik sa SF[special force] isa na kew? :))
pinagpalit kew na lhat dhil daw sa sf...indi nmn lhat grabe ah
sf din kau kung guztouh nyu
download nyu lan dito

http://sf.gameclub.com/main/index.asp

tpos game download

un download full version

hahaha okei lan kung indi ^^

pres. quiz

1) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay…

a) nag-iispaghetting pataas at pababa

b) nagba2ta bataan siya na kunwari may nilalaro siyang jet..na dpat bi2lin niya

c) nagpapanggap syang cowboy. Bang! Bang!

2) Masayang inihahandog ni Gloria ang watwat sabay sabi ng…

a) “OK America, we’re yours!”

b) “OK China, we’re yours!”

c) “OK party mates, it’s ours!”

3) Si Mikey ay nag-ngangatngat ng kuko dahil…

a) matagal pa ang meeting ngunit natatae sya

b) nakalimutan nyang magdala ng nail cutter

c) gutom sya at ubos na ang kanyang libreng congress turon

4) Ano ang sinasabi ni First Gentleman habang nakataas ang kamay nya?

a) “Mam, may I go out?”

b) “Hi teh.”

c) maliit na boses “Ako ang sugo ng Langit. Sambahin nyo ako!”

5) Sa litratong ito…

a) nag-mala kabayo at natulog nang nakatayo

b) nana2ginip siyang nsa new york pa siya at kumakain

c) may ka threesome sila hindi lang kasama sa litrato

6) Ano ang binubulong ni First Gentleman kay Gloring?

a) “Babe, liit nmn nito no?”

b) “Ang taas naman ng bewang mo teh…”

c) “Dito ba napunta yung lahat ng kinain mo sa New York?”

wew!!

MALE VERSION?

dming kantang ung mga babae na tinatamaan ang lalaki ... kea kelangan ng male version para tamaan din ang mga babae??! :))

"when it was me".. guy version

I couldn't take just a second to breathe
i couldn't take one glimpse of a second to see
you see
i saw the picture vivid and maybe i couldn't bare just the image of you and the dude
i couldn't less
what made a difference was everything was part mess
he can never heart more , you can call him heart less
kick it with me anytime , ima part best
ask for a trade to better team like Artest


Bridge*
ohhh , and im not jealous no am not
ohhh , i just want everything hes got
ohhh, you look at him so amazed
i remember way back when
you use to look at me that way


Chorus*
tell me, whats makes him so much better than me
what makes him just everything that i can never be
what makes him your every dream and fantasy
cause i cant remember when it was me

verse 2*
Baby , how you let me go like its a bad thing
we were so high but its just bad landing
how i say words are your not understanding
how can i breathe
without you
im gasping
air never-lasting
i want you here
cause i need you
im panting
i thought you'd care
and i never ever thought of a negitive image
i thought it was official but you thought i was a scrimmage

"take a bow" guy version

She gave
A round of applause
Followed
By a standing ovation

I feel so dumb right now
Standing outside her house
Trying to apologize
'Cause I told quite a few lies
(Damn)
And she found me out
So now I'm saying sorry
'Cause I am
Though it's very clear to me
That she don't give a damn
Got me out her putting on a show
Neighbors laughing at me
I just want her to know
Without her I can't be happy
So I'm putting on a show
I hope it's entertaining
Don't say we're over now
Please let me in the house

She said
"And the award
For the best lie goes to you
For making me believe
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech now"
She gave a round of applause
Followed by a standing novation

Got me out here
Putting on a show
Neighbors laughing at me
I just want her to know
Without her I can't be happy
So I'm putting on a show
Hope it's entertaining
Don't say we're over now
Please let me in the house

Baby, please
Don't say we're over now

(uhh indi sila tatamaan :)) pero gustouh kew touh)

"irreplacable" guy version

To the right, to the right (Huh, get, get to steppin`)
To the right, to the right(Woahh ayy yeah)
To the right, to the right

That's where I'm goin' in the middle of the night
In the closet, that's your stuff
But trick, I bought it, so bitch don't touch (don't touch)
You talk a lot of bullshit, alright
But while you walk 'n talk imma get mine now
It's my name that's on your last
You bald-headed rat tryna get rid of that

Hook*
Back up out my face broad
I'm really tryna not talk to you
Talkin' bout I'm neva gonna find a girl like you
You must got me fucked up

Chorus*
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
Cause I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she's upstairs in tha shower, baby

You must now know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you on the corner
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable

Verse 2*
Trick, give me my phone so I can call my chick and see if she's home, yeah
(Oh shit I) Oh shit I forgot she's already home
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Cause you was unreal
Kinda like the horse that was sittin' on the back of your head
Baby fix them teeth
Seeing your face is so old to me

Hook*
Back out out my face broad
I'm really not tryna talk to you
Tellin' me I'm neva finding a girl like you
Well ya got me so damn twisted

Chrous*
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
'cause I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she'll drive up in a minute, baby

You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin, you're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)

Bridge*
So since I'm not your everything
I'm not giving you anything
Nothing at all to you
Baby, I'm not giving you nothing, no wayyy
Go ahead and shed your tears
Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you was done last year

To the right, to the right
To the right, to the right (you gotta go, go to the right right oh yeah)
To the right, to the right (oh yeah ohh woahhh)
To the right, to the right
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' (What?!)
Get to thinkin' (What?!)
Get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable!!

You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
You must not know that I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she'll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know about me (baby)
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she's upstairs in the shower ohhh

You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you, baby
There's so many of you baby

Gold diggin'(You must not know 'bout me)
Two timin' (You must think I'm playing)
Back stabbin'
Foreva Lyin'
Always needing , I need somethin'
You Ho
But the truth is
You have always been replaceable (Ooh)
Please see yourself out this way

(yup tatamaan kau fo sure)
^^

BAWAL MKIPAGKWENTUHAN DAW

sino mkikipagusap sa guard na to?? bukas na lan daw ee ... muka nmng barbers tong guard na to eh...at muka pang indi matino hehe juk lan ^^

TECH TALK

ABM - ang bingi mo!

AGB - a ganun ba?

AIM - ang ingay mo

AKA - akala kung ano

AKPB - andiyan ka pa ba?

AMK - add mo 'ko

AOG - ang OA grabe

BAM - balik ako mamaya

BBJ - bilibili kayo jan

C2 - cge cge

CT - chat tayo?

EKS - ewan ko sa'yo

GPO - gumaganun pa o

KK - kita-kits

KKNMN - kumusta ka naman?

KKNT - kelangan ko ng tulong

KNT - kelangan ng tulong

LKL - lumingon ka lang

LMAO - ligo muna ako, ok?

LP - lumisan panandali

MGA - may ginagawa ako

MKA - may kwento ako

MNMN - musta naman?

MSK - malayo sa keyboard

MTB - magkita tayo bukas

NMN - nakuha mo na?

ODK - O Diyos ko!

OKL - ok ka lang?

PMM - para malaman mo

PP - pwedeng-pwede

R&D - rumaraket at dumidiskarte

SKD - share ko din

SNN - send na natin

SPK - sa palagay ko

SSP - sasagot ka pa?

T2 - tayong dalawa

TKNB - tapos ka na ba?

TLH - teka lang ha

TNT - todo na to!; tawa nang tawa

WKP - wala 'kong pakialam

DOTA - dapat ok tayo always

WDN - weh di nga?

CT - close tau?

FC - feeling close?

ATM - ang tanga mo ; alis tau mamaya

HK - hating kapatid

PBB - palaging busted, bwisit

NP - nakaka pagod

WLO - wait lan, ok?

OBK - ok! bahala ka

GENTLEMAN?!?!

May gentleman pah buh?! Syempre meron iilan lang Isa na kew dun!

Alam nyo buh jan nkilala ang mga pinoy sa ibang bansa ang pagiging gentleman..
tulad ng mga pangya2ri sa bus.
ang pinoy nag sha2re ng upuan sa mga babaeng maganda nanga2wit sa kinakatayuan nila…

di buh gentleman!?!...

Minsan nmn inaabuso ng mga babae ang pagi2ng gentleman nmin…

Minsan sa bus, kapag di sila pinaupo ng mga lalaki, magpa2rinig sila at mang gu2lpi ng di halata.. minsan ang ginagawa nila kapag nag stop ang bus .. NAKO! Kung saan san humahagis ang kamay nila pati ung paa nila tamang tapak sa sapatos, binyagan buh?!

minsan nmn mag pa2rinig “hay unti na lan tlga ang gentleman sa earth” kea lalo ayaw ng mga lalaki na paupuin sila ee yan ang dhilan kung bqt unti nah lan ang nki2ta nyong gentleman.. totoo yan! Minsan pinagbi2gyan ng mga lalaki ang babae kapag nkataas ang kamay na amoy baktol , putok , teargas.

At minsan nmn kapag napagbigyan nah sila paupuin di nmn sila mag thank you man lan? Mga creatures tlga ng darkness Kea sana intindihin nyo nah my gentleman tlga.. isa na kew dun minsan di lan halata..

[sori kung bura bura ang pag post kew ganyan tlga aqouh]
YIHEE!