Sunday, August 30, 2009

wee

^^ dming naadik sa SF[special force] isa na kew? :))
pinagpalit kew na lhat dhil daw sa sf...indi nmn lhat grabe ah
sf din kau kung guztouh nyu
download nyu lan dito

http://sf.gameclub.com/main/index.asp

tpos game download
un download full version


hahaha okei lan kung indi ^^

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

pres. quiz


1) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay…

a) nag-iispaghetting pataas at pababa

b) nagba2ta bataan siya na kunwari may nilalaro siyang jet..na dpat bi2lin niya

c) nagpapanggap syang cowboy. Bang! Bang!



2) Masayang inihahandog ni Gloria ang watwat sabay sabi ng…

a) “OK America, we’re yours!”

b) “OK China, we’re yours!”

c) “OK party mates, it’s ours!”



3) Si Mikey ay nag-ngangatngat ng kuko dahil…

a) matagal pa ang meeting ngunit natatae sya

b) nakalimutan nyang magdala ng nail cutter

c) gutom sya at ubos na ang kanyang libreng congress turon



4) Ano ang sinasabi ni First Gentleman habang nakataas ang kamay nya?

a) “Mam, may I go out?”

b) “Hi teh.”

c) maliit na boses “Ako ang sugo ng Langit. Sambahin nyo ako!”



5) Sa litratong ito…

a) nag-mala kabayo at natulog nang nakatayo

b) nana2ginip siyang nsa new york pa siya at kumakain

c) may ka threesome sila hindi lang kasama sa litrato



6) Ano ang binubulong ni First Gentleman kay Gloring?

a) “Babe, liit nmn nito no?”

b) “Ang taas naman ng bewang mo teh…”

c) “Dito ba napunta yung lahat ng kinain mo sa New York?”


wew!!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

MALE VERSION?

dming kantang ung mga babae na tinatamaan ang lalaki ... kea kelangan ng male version para tamaan din ang mga babae??! :))

"when it was me".. guy version

I couldn't take just a second to breathe
i couldn't take one glimpse of a second to see
you see
i saw the picture vivid and maybe i couldn't bare just the image of you and the dude
i couldn't less
what made a difference was everything was part mess
he can never heart more , you can call him heart less
kick it with me anytime , ima part best
ask for a trade to better team like Artest


Bridge*
ohhh , and im not jealous no am not
ohhh , i just want everything hes got
ohhh, you look at him so amazed
i remember way back when
you use to look at me that way


Chorus*
tell me, whats makes him so much better than me
what makes him just everything that i can never be
what makes him your every dream and fantasy
cause i cant remember when it was me

verse 2*
Baby , how you let me go like its a bad thing
we were so high but its just bad landing
how i say words are your not understanding
how can i breathe
without you
im gasping
air never-lasting
i want you here
cause i need you
im panting
i thought you'd care
and i never ever thought of a negitive image
i thought it was official but you thought i was a scrimmage

"take a bow" guy version

She gave

A round of applause
Followed
By a standing ovation

I feel so dumb right now
Standing outside her house
Trying to apologize
'Cause I told quite a few lies
(Damn)
And she found me out
So now I'm saying sorry
'Cause I am
Though it's very clear to me
That she don't give a damn
Got me out her putting on a show
Neighbors laughing at me
I just want her to know
Without her I can't be happy
So I'm putting on a show
I hope it's entertaining
Don't say we're over now
Please let me in the house

She said
"And the award
For the best lie goes to you
For making me believe
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech now"
She gave a round of applause
Followed by a standing novation

Got me out here
Putting on a show
Neighbors laughing at me
I just want her to know
Without her I can't be happy
So I'm putting on a show
Hope it's entertaining
Don't say we're over now
Please let me in the house

Baby, please
Don't say we're over now

(uhh indi sila tatamaan :)) pero gustouh kew touh)

"irreplacable" guy version

To the right, to the right (Huh, get, get to steppin`)
To the right, to the right(Woahh ayy yeah)
To the right, to the right

That's where I'm goin' in the middle of the night
In the closet, that's your stuff
But trick, I bought it, so bitch don't touch (don't touch)
You talk a lot of bullshit, alright
But while you walk 'n talk imma get mine now
It's my name that's on your last
You bald-headed rat tryna get rid of that

Hook*
Back up out my face broad
I'm really tryna not talk to you
Talkin' bout I'm neva gonna find a girl like you
You must got me fucked up

Chorus*
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
Cause I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she's upstairs in tha shower, baby

You must now know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you on the corner
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable

Verse 2*
Trick, give me my phone so I can call my chick and see if she's home, yeah
(Oh shit I) Oh shit I forgot she's already home
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Cause you was unreal
Kinda like the horse that was sittin' on the back of your head
Baby fix them teeth
Seeing your face is so old to me

Hook*
Back out out my face broad
I'm really not tryna talk to you
Tellin' me I'm neva finding a girl like you
Well ya got me so damn twisted

Chrous*
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
'cause I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she'll drive up in a minute, baby

You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin, you're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)

Bridge*
So since I'm not your everything
I'm not giving you anything
Nothing at all to you
Baby, I'm not giving you nothing, no wayyy
Go ahead and shed your tears
Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you was done last year

To the right, to the right
To the right, to the right (you gotta go, go to the right right oh yeah)
To the right, to the right (oh yeah ohh woahhh)
To the right, to the right
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' (What?!)
Get to thinkin' (What?!)
Get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable!!

You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
You must not know that I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she'll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know about me (baby)
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she's upstairs in the shower ohhh

You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you, baby
There's so many of you baby

Gold diggin'(You must not know 'bout me)
Two timin' (You must think I'm playing)
Back stabbin'
Foreva Lyin'
Always needing , I need somethin'
You Ho
But the truth is
You have always been replaceable (Ooh)
Please see yourself out this way

(yup tatamaan kau fo sure)
^^