merong kung anouh sa likod nmin

nakz nmn oh haha ganda ng background ayuz! tsk tsk tsk.. sabi ni paul "BE PURPLE" wow..yahoo.com daw..si cedric nmn wala lan emo lan nmn haha....hmmm si vince inlove nah inlove kay ______ ayie!!! hmmm aqouh nmn hmmmmm christmas nah christmas!! haha..un lan un lan...^_____________^"

The true story of INDAY..(true tlga)

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Hong Kong. Habang ini-interview ng amo?

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contributesignificantly to the value of the work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.

Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy'scranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increasedamount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil dimakapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educationalinstitution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to beinflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday sa TFC. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons butbecause they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you fordoing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ngkapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomablestatement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, naging syota nya rin si Inday.Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations.The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upperhousehold dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as anyaffections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things youthought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the oneyou gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng ito ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]

I know what happen last saturday (nov. 1)

tsk tsk...isang gabi nagulat aqouh,lahat tulog na,habang naggigitara aqouh sa kwarto sa kabila,nakasara ang bintana,ng may marinig ako na parang may naglalakad,natakot aqouh bigla kasi wala naman talagang nakakaakyat sa bintana namin,alas tres ng umaga na yun,may naalala aqouh bigla,ang palabas na EXORCIST,kasi marami daw ang lumalabas ng mga masasamang espiritu sa oras na yun,nagdalawang isip aqouh ,unti unting bumibilis ang tibok ng puso kew,gumagalabog ang dibdib kew,nagisip aqouh at napadasal,binitawan kew ang aking gitara,at kumuha ng rosaryo at pamalo,baka sakali kasing manlaban,at baka hindi ito isang tao,habang papalapit aqouh sa bintana,ay nakaaninag aqouh ng anino,na animo'y inaabangan aqouh,palakad-lakad,hindi kew maipaliwanag ang itsura sa pamamagitan ng anino,kaya't tinapangan kew ang aking sarili,walang pagaalinlangan,ang bintana ay aking binuksan dahan-dahan,sa aking pagbukas wala aqoung nakita,lumingon aqouh sa kaliwa,lumingon aqouh sa kanan,at nang mga oras na yun ay may kaba padin sa dibdib kew,kaya agad qoung sinara ulit ang bintana,maya-maya ay bigla siyang bumalik,sa pagkakataon na yun binuksan kew na agad ang bintana,nawala nanaman bigla,ginawa kew a tumalikod sa pagtalikod kew,a bigla siyang tumayo sa bintana,at bigla aqoung napaharap,pagharap kew ay bigla siyang lumundag sa loob,yun pala ay isang!!!!!


WALANG HIYANG PUSA!!!!!
tinakot aqouh,akala kew kung anouh,napatili tuloy aqouh...

totoo yun ha!
bigla aqoung namutla,sira ulong pusa yun kala kew na kung anouh,eh bisperas pa naman ng undas,tapos aqouh lang mag-isa dun sa kwarto...tsk tsk..

BALIW BALIW BALIW!!!

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