Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
tss
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Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
RED HORSE PRODUCTS :x
Posted ni ranchoguapo sa oras na 9:33 AM 0 nakisawsaw
Sunday, November 15, 2009
PACMAN WINS 7TH TITLE
wow.. nanalo nnmn si manny...confirmed na pra skin na di xa tao.. mala-leathery ba nmng balat at mala-masong kamao tao ano twag dun?!
nkita nyo bang pagka basag ng muka ni miguel cotto?
grabe puro dugo muka ung puting short nya nging red.....
nung di pa nagla2ban ung dalawang iyon natakot nga ako sa laban na mangya2ri
ksi last june panood ko lban nya na head-butted si cotto and his eye got pretty deep cut...di nmn agad mag clo2se ung sugat na un ng 5 months lng...usually 9 months or a yr pa ga2ling un...
kyang kya ni pacman i open ung sugat na un.. ksi nga di xa tao....lkas nya tlga
next nmn si floyd mayweather.. naks sino kya panalo?
ewan buh...bsta ang gling ni manny...painom nmn :P
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
D.I.K.S. [dugo ilong ko shet!]
the part 1 "they stops me but i not gived up of fights!"
A months ago the bad injusticed is hapened in me.Is a works problems of two indiviaul is complaned
of me.The nerves on them!Im posts a rants in blogs and they reads and complains in the ofice.
What hapens?Im reprmands of a boss and cutted the ineternets!Is the bad injusticed to my parts!
This deperss me very much coz whats prince of internets with none of internets?whats you called it?what?
And im fighted all in the rights coz im desevred a internets!and im wins a fights!no ones is loose a prince arthur coz im a awsome liked that!lolololz!!!!
To pb [phoebe daw],the princes beuaty im knows your missed a hansome awsome prince of internets but no more crys dears coz im backs
awsome in ever!
part 2 the open letter of may and rafy
Your a patethics!Your the jealous coz i a sucess and you nots a sucess!
First is your reqeust in transfered coz you is claims that i not good supervisor? you asshole!
i a super supervisor!you saids a bad thing on me in my back?you makes a fools on me in my back?
your patethics!
who is go on leaderships abroads?who is go on hongkong?who is spents one months in trainings?is you?
no!is me!
rafy your stupids!your do nothing and reads a law books!your thinks your be a lawyers?stupids!your not a lawyers!
may your even stupids!all you is stupids stupids person!your not even knows the search a googles!lolz!
and i the bad boss?i not talk condensatedly on you and your says i not the good boss?
and is insult to me my talks?shut ups you twos!
part 3 the office mates assholes
Im makes a bloods is boils in angers fury extreme!
After a days in works of a groups is stresedfull.I promotes in heads of group a few month and a subordimates
is a complanes to requested a tarnsfers on other groups!
Why?Im woanders coz Im a awsome boss guy.Who wants do not a awsome boss guy?
Subordimates is claims I not clears in a works and Im gives the hardest times coz their not understanded
a things im says.
GIVE ME THE BRAKE!
Im says is stupids you subordimates!I works hards and awsome mendor!Is not my faults your a stupids persons!
The wolrds is fulled in stupids persons...
part 4 the FAQ's
Q:Who is you?
A:Im hansome macho prince arthur the prince of internets!
Q:Why is prince of internets?
A:coz im awsome hitech haker surfers the nets dude!
Q:What is others names call you?
A:Im know as prince of loves,one man bukake,cool guys,awsome dude,or simple hansome arthur!
Q:Is your has the closets stuff inside?
A:Full in cool awsome cloths and gun.Yes youre reads right Im owns one guns but dont not scared coz Im peacefull responiblity owners of one guns.
Q:Whats makes your awsomes in all awsomes person?
A:First on all im hansome face.Im musels of bigs strong.Im talents in arts music sertifyed rockstar arthur!lolz!And tap of all im thinks of deep think coz im deepest trhinkers on philosopy intelects!lolz!
Q:What is you hobby?
A:video games,watch anime,draw anime,plays guitar,surfer a internets,been awsome dudes all day!lolz!
Q:Describes you self:
A:Hansome awsome humble intelectsal artists lover ninjan fighter lolz!
Q:How is normal persons to became awsome like you?
A:That hard coz Im one in kind uniqe but their welcomes to tried!
Q:What you looked at a girls?
A:As born playboy im has talents in charms girls but sorry ladys im not interests in all you.i looks at girls the beauty face cool personalities humors and smart like me coz i hates a stupids persons.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
ATE ROSI
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
GOOGLE SHIT
sure ako eto kala2basan nun... meron pang kung ano2ng shit bout this google
search nyo lng ito:
- "google gothic" [click nyo im feelin' lucky o kya sinusuwerte ako sa 1-5]
- "google bsd"
- "ewmew fudd"
- "xx- pig latin"
- "xx- haxor"
- "the answer to life the universe and everything" [click nyo search]
goglogo.com
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Friday, October 9, 2009
KUYA AYAW MO YELLOW?
ayaw ng yellow? kuya kulang pa ung balat mo indi yellow! LMFAO ! WTFOMGLOLIPOPZ ! EMG !
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
??
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
CONDOM IN BUS
Posted ni ranchoguapo sa oras na 11:06 AM 1 nakisawsaw
PWN3D! &*^&^%@#
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Saturday, September 12, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
wee
pinagpalit kew na lhat dhil daw sa sf...indi nmn lhat grabe ah
sf din kau kung guztouh nyu
download nyu lan dito
http://sf.gameclub.com/main/index.asp
tpos game download
Posted ni ranchoguapo sa oras na 11:33 AM 0 nakisawsaw
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
pres. quiz
1) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay…
a) nag-iispaghetting pataas at pababa
b) nagba2ta bataan siya na kunwari may nilalaro siyang jet..na dpat bi2lin niya
c) nagpapanggap syang cowboy. Bang! Bang!
2) Masayang inihahandog ni Gloria ang watwat sabay sabi ng…
a) “OK America, we’re yours!”
b) “OK China, we’re yours!”
c) “OK party mates, it’s ours!”
3) Si Mikey ay nag-ngangatngat ng kuko dahil…
a) matagal pa ang meeting ngunit natatae sya
b) nakalimutan nyang magdala ng nail cutter
c) gutom sya at ubos na ang kanyang libreng congress turon
4) Ano ang sinasabi ni First Gentleman habang nakataas ang kamay nya?
a) “Mam, may I go out?”
b) “Hi teh.”
c) maliit na boses “Ako ang sugo ng Langit. Sambahin nyo ako!”
5) Sa litratong ito…
a) nag-mala kabayo at natulog nang nakatayo
b) nana2ginip siyang nsa new york pa siya at kumakain
c) may ka threesome sila hindi lang kasama sa litrato
Posted ni ranchoguapo sa oras na 12:28 PM 0 nakisawsaw
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
MALE VERSION?
"when it was me".. guy version
I couldn't take just a second to breathe
i couldn't take one glimpse of a second to see
you see
i saw the picture vivid and maybe i couldn't bare just the image of you and the dude
i couldn't less
what made a difference was everything was part mess
he can never heart more , you can call him heart less
kick it with me anytime , ima part best
ask for a trade to better team like Artest
Bridge*
ohhh , and im not jealous no am not
ohhh , i just want everything hes got
ohhh, you look at him so amazed
i remember way back when
you use to look at me that way
Chorus*
tell me, whats makes him so much better than me
what makes him just everything that i can never be
what makes him your every dream and fantasy
cause i cant remember when it was me
verse 2*
Baby , how you let me go like its a bad thing
we were so high but its just bad landing
how i say words are your not understanding
how can i breathe
without you
im gasping
air never-lasting
i want you here
cause i need you
im panting
i thought you'd care
and i never ever thought of a negitive image
i thought it was official but you thought i was a scrimmage
"take a bow" guy version
She gave
A round of applause
Followed
By a standing ovation
I feel so dumb right now
Standing outside her house
Trying to apologize
'Cause I told quite a few lies
(Damn)
And she found me out
So now I'm saying sorry
'Cause I am
Though it's very clear to me
That she don't give a damn
Got me out her putting on a show
Neighbors laughing at me
I just want her to know
Without her I can't be happy
So I'm putting on a show
I hope it's entertaining
Don't say we're over now
Please let me in the house
She said
"And the award
For the best lie goes to you
For making me believe
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech now"
She gave a round of applause
Followed by a standing novation
Got me out here
Putting on a show
Neighbors laughing at me
I just want her to know
Without her I can't be happy
So I'm putting on a show
Hope it's entertaining
Don't say we're over now
Please let me in the house
Baby, please
Don't say we're over now
(uhh indi sila tatamaan :)) pero gustouh kew touh)
"irreplacable" guy version
To the right, to the right (Huh, get, get to steppin`)
To the right, to the right(Woahh ayy yeah)
To the right, to the right
That's where I'm goin' in the middle of the night
In the closet, that's your stuff
But trick, I bought it, so bitch don't touch (don't touch)
You talk a lot of bullshit, alright
But while you walk 'n talk imma get mine now
It's my name that's on your last
You bald-headed rat tryna get rid of that
Hook*
Back up out my face broad
I'm really tryna not talk to you
Talkin' bout I'm neva gonna find a girl like you
You must got me fucked up
Chorus*
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
Cause I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she's upstairs in tha shower, baby
You must now know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you on the corner
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable
Verse 2*
Trick, give me my phone so I can call my chick and see if she's home, yeah
(Oh shit I) Oh shit I forgot she's already home
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Cause you was unreal
Kinda like the horse that was sittin' on the back of your head
Baby fix them teeth
Seeing your face is so old to me
Hook*
Back out out my face broad
I'm really not tryna talk to you
Tellin' me I'm neva finding a girl like you
Well ya got me so damn twisted
Chrous*
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
'cause I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she'll drive up in a minute, baby
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin, you're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)
Bridge*
So since I'm not your everything
I'm not giving you anything
Nothing at all to you
Baby, I'm not giving you nothing, no wayyy
Go ahead and shed your tears
Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you was done last year
To the right, to the right
To the right, to the right (you gotta go, go to the right right oh yeah)
To the right, to the right (oh yeah ohh woahhh)
To the right, to the right
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' (What?!)
Get to thinkin' (What?!)
Get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable!!
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
You must not know that I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she'll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know about me (baby)
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she's upstairs in the shower ohhh
You must not know 'bout me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you, baby
There's so many of you baby
Gold diggin'(You must not know 'bout me)
Two timin' (You must think I'm playing)
Back stabbin'
Foreva Lyin'
Always needing , I need somethin'
You Ho
But the truth is
You have always been replaceable (Ooh)
Please see yourself out this way
(yup tatamaan kau fo sure)
^^
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
BAWAL MKIPAGKWENTUHAN DAW
Posted ni ranchoguapo sa oras na 12:22 AM 0 nakisawsaw
TECH TALK
AGB - a ganun ba?
AIM - ang ingay mo
AKA - akala kung ano
AKPB - andiyan ka pa ba?
AMK - add mo 'ko
AOG - ang OA grabe
BAM - balik ako mamaya
BBJ - bilibili kayo jan
C2 - cge cge
CT - chat tayo?
EKS - ewan ko sa'yo
GPO - gumaganun pa o
KK - kita-kits
KKNMN - kumusta ka naman?
KKNT - kelangan ko ng tulong
KNT - kelangan ng tulong
LKL - lumingon ka lang
LMAO - ligo muna ako, ok?
LP - lumisan panandali
MGA - may ginagawa ako
MKA - may kwento ako
MNMN - musta naman?
MSK - malayo sa keyboard
MTB - magkita tayo bukas
NMN - nakuha mo na?
ODK - O Diyos ko!
OKL - ok ka lang?
PMM - para malaman mo
PP - pwedeng-pwede
R&D - rumaraket at dumidiskarte
SKD - share ko din
SNN - send na natin
SPK - sa palagay ko
SSP - sasagot ka pa?
T2 - tayong dalawa
TKNB - tapos ka na ba?
TLH - teka lang ha
TNT - todo na to!; tawa nang tawa
DOTA - dapat ok tayo always
WDN - weh di nga?
CT - close tau?
FC - feeling close?
ATM - ang tanga mo ; alis tau mamaya
HK - hating kapatid
PBB - palaging busted, bwisit
NP - nakaka pagod
WLO - wait lan, ok?
OBK - ok! bahala ka
Posted ni ranchoguapo sa oras na 12:02 AM 0 nakisawsaw
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
GENTLEMAN?!?!
May gentleman pah buh?! Syempre meron iilan lang Isa na kew dun!
Alam nyo buh jan nkilala ang mga pinoy sa ibang bansa ang pagiging gentleman..
tulad ng mga pangya2ri sa bus.
ang pinoy nag sha2re ng upuan sa mga babaeng maganda nanga2wit sa kinakatayuan nila…
Minsan nmn inaabuso ng mga babae ang pagi2ng gentleman nmin…
Minsan sa bus, kapag di sila pinaupo ng mga lalaki, magpa2rinig sila at mang gu2lpi ng di halata.. minsan ang ginagawa nila kapag nag stop ang bus .. NAKO! Kung saan san humahagis ang kamay nila pati ung paa nila tamang tapak sa sapatos, binyagan buh?!
minsan nmn mag pa2rinig “hay unti na lan tlga ang gentleman sa earth” kea lalo ayaw ng mga lalaki na paupuin sila ee yan ang dhilan kung bqt unti nah lan ang nki2ta nyong gentleman.. totoo yan! Minsan pinagbi2gyan ng mga lalaki ang babae kapag nkataas ang kamay na amoy baktol , putok , teargas.
[sori kung bura bura ang pag post kew ganyan tlga aqouh]
YIHEE!
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